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    ABOUT ME
► Name ➔ ___________
► Will you answer all questions truthfully ➔ I’m not making any promises.
► Are you single ➔ No.
► Are you happy ➔ No.
► Are you bored ➔ No.
► Are you sad ➔ That’s not the word I would use.
► Are you Italian ➔ No.
► Are you German ➔ Only parts of me.
► Are you Asian ➔ No.
► Are you angry ➔ No.
► Are you Irish ➔ Only a little bit.
► Are your parents still married ➔ No.

    TEN FACTS
► Birth Place ➔ Charleston, Colombia, SC, USA.
► Hair Color ➔ Nondescript brunette.
► Eye color ➔ Blue/brown hetereochromia.
► Birthday ➔ Treizieme juillet.
► Mood ➔ Blank.
► Gender ➔ Femme.
► Lefty or Righty ➔ Right.
► Summer or winter ➔ Summer, spring, autumn.
► Morning or afternoon ➔ Afternoon.

    TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
► Are you in love ➔ Most of the time.
► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ No.
► Who ended your last relationship ➔ Me.
► Have you ever been hurt ➔ Yes.
► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ Yes.
► Are you friends with your ex ➔ Generally, no.
► Are you afraid of commitment ➔ Fear is not the term I would use. More like vehement avoidance of.
► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ Yes.
► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ Yes.
► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ How does this work?

    TEN CHOICES
► Love or lust ➔ Neither.
► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ Half & half with unsweet tea.
► Cats or Dogs ➔ Cogs, but mostly cats.
► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ Very few friends.
► Television or internet ➔ Internet.
► Pepsi or Coke ➔ I don’t drink carbonated beverages.
► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ Solitary night on my computer.
► Day or night ➔ Night.
► IM or Phone ➔ IM, or text. Good luck getting me on the phone.

    TEN HAVE YOU EVER
► Been caught sneaking out ➔ There’s not much point to sneaking out when you live >20 miles to anything or anyone.
► Fallen off the stairs ➔ Not that I can recall, but most likely.
► White water rafted ➔ No.
► Finished an entire jawbreaker ➔ Bleh.
► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ Yes.
► Prank called a store ➔ No.
► Skipped school ➔ Yes. The entirety of everything after halfway through tenth grade, really.
► Wanted to disappear ➔ Yes.

    TEN PREFERENCES
► Smile or eyes ➔ Hands.
► Light or dark hair ➔ Doesn’t matter, but apparently dark.
► Fat or skinny ➔ Neither.
► Shorter or Taller ➔ Taller than me if a guy, which is not too difficult. If you’re a lady, anything goes.
► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ Both.
► Jock or Nerd ➔ Hahahaha.
► Hook-up or Relationship ➔ Friendship with unrequited feelings. :D
► Funny and poor OR rich and serious ➔ Funny and serious.

    LAST

► Last Phone Call ➔ Work.
► Last phone call you received ➔ J.
► Last person you hung out with ➔ J. J. And A.
► Last thing you ate ➔ Vegan lentil soup. Strawberries, a banana, and some almonds.
► Last thing you drank ➔ Water.
► Last site you went to ➔ Tumblr.
► Last place you were ➔ Work.

    RELATIONSHIPS
► Are you in a committed relationship ➔ Somehow.
► When was your last relationship ➔ A while ago.
► Have you ever loved a guy/girl more than anything else in the world? ➔ My sister, probably.
► Do you still love them ➔ Always.
► Do you like someone right now ➔ Yes. Frequently, I like many people.

    FAMILY
► Do you and your family get along  ➔ I’m only on speaking terms with two of them, so not really.
► Would you say you have a “messed up life”➔ I wouldn’t it phrase it in such a fashion, but I suppose.
► Have you ever run away from home ➔ No, but I did leave after an argument to walk six miles through 2ft of snow, got picked up by some old folks, hitchhiked to town to make a phone call to my BF at the time who lived even further away, and got picked up by the cops for being a “runaway” because apparently my mother had called it in as such.
► Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔ Yes.
► If so, how long ➔ >6 months, <1  year. Not really sure why she let me back home, tbh.

    FRIENDS
► Do you secretly hate one of your friends ➔ I don’t secretly hate anyone.
► Do you consider all of your friends good friends ➔ No.
► Who are/is your best friend(s) ➔ The ones I talk to on a semi-regular basis.
► Would you die for them ➔ I’d rather not, if I can help it.
► Who knows everything about you ➔ No one.